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When Is Enough, Enough ?

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

In 1994, The Eagles reunited. They did this despite the fact that they still hated each other. The group decided that enough money could make a reunion tour worth having to be around each other. They openly reunited just for the money and made a ton of it on the Hell Freezes Over Tour.
Since The [...]

The Midgets Will Get You

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Two of my favorite things are midgets and reading the police blotter and nothing is better than having a midget in the police blotter. Check out this police blotter and scroll down to the first blotter under Rockaway. People in New Jersey are even more fucked up than I thought. I just hope it [...]

V For Vacuous

Sunday, April 13th, 2008

I understand the desire … I really do. I often look back at those breezy spring evenings in the early eighties, and fondly remember everyone curling up around the television to watch the newest “event” show. I remember talking to my friends about Roots the next day on the playground, or huddling with my family [...]

The Ultimate Idiot

Monday, February 11th, 2008

I love it when people who were never really very famous in the past, try as hard as they can to get people to notice them one last time. Former wrestle Ultimate Warrior is the lastest never-was trying to get just 15 more minutes.

Enough Is Enough

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

I have fucking had it with the Britney Spears shit. I can’t understand why her fucked up life is a news story and I really can’t understand how people can still be defending her.

Baby Hollywood

Saturday, January 12th, 2008

Hollywood stars spent most of today shitting out critters, as a host of famous and not-so-famous gave birth to the future generation of coke addicts and whores.
Check out the new babies!

Celine Dion Is Fucking Crazy

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

I fucking hate Celine Dion. I think it’s safe to say that I’m not the only one that feels this way. Everything she does pisses me off, and for the life of me I can’t understand why people like her. Can somebody please tell me why she’s so popular?

Premenstrual Bitch Fight

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

What in the world could be better than a bitch fight? Maybe two young bitches on their web cams fighting about music? Even better, how about two thirteen year old angst fill little girl fighting about The Jonas Brothers?

The Origins Of Spock

Wednesday, December 26th, 2007

Have you ever wondered where the idea for the Mr. Spock character came from? Was he a freak, or maybe an outcast, or maybe a half-breed, or maybe he was just a brilliant Jew? It turns out that he may have been all of the above, but most importantly an alien Jew.

Never Trust The Mullet

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

The season finale of the T.V. show Survivor aired this past Sunday. The winner was gay flight attendant Todd Herzog. He, however, isn’t the most talked about person from this season’s cast. Mullet-Head, white trash, hoosier, lunch lady extraordinaire Denise Martin has stolen the spotlight.

Bitch, I Can’t Hit You No Mo

Wednesday, December 12th, 2007

Rock n’ Roll pioneer and legendary wife beater Ike Turner was found dead today. He was 76 years old. The cause of death is not known yet, but he has claimed to be clean and sober for years now. We’ll see about that.

Why The Fuck Am I Poor And He’s Not?

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

I am really getting fucking tired of being poor, with people like Tay Zonday making money. I admit, I thought Chocolate Rain was silly and funny. Hell, I walked around singing it all the time. It was a joke though. Nobody, NOBODY actually thought it was good.
The kid is a cute, lovable virgin with a deep voice. [...]

Save The Internet, From These Retards.

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

The other night as I stumbled around Youtube, I came across something that made me hate the Internet. Youtube can be a great site, but more often than not it makes me scratch my head and say what the fuck was that?

Jonas And The Whale Of Boy Music

Monday, November 19th, 2007

The American Music Awards delivered yet another awards show highlighting the reasons why American music sucks. Anyone searching for the reason why people steal music off the internet - thereby destroying the record companies - need only to watch the AMA’s for one gruelling minute to discover the answer.
Fergie performed Fergalicious. Avril Lavigne performed Hot. Maroon [...]

How Does This Shit Keep Happening

Thursday, November 15th, 2007

What the hell is wrong with people. The world must be coming to an end soon. Can somebody please explain this to me.

One Sheet Shitpaper: Made Of Honor

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

At one time Patrick Dempsey had a promising movie career. Although he was a decent-looking actor, Dempsey never achieved that Corey Haim level of Tiger Beat fame, opting instead for more comedically goofball roles. Unfortunately, Dempsey still made Haim-like choices in film roles at that young age, and 1989’s Loverboy was the nail in Dempsey’s fledgling career.
Now [...]

The Joys Of Being A Home Owner

Sunday, November 11th, 2007

My apologies for being absent for so long. My DSL connection has been down, and we are having issues here at the house. Problems such as these . . .

God help me!

You Don’t Pee From Your Clit

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007

Last Monday, On The Tyra Banks Show, Tyra devoted the whole show to vagina’s. Tyra feels that woman have alot of questions about their cooch, but most are to afraid and embarrassed to ask anyone. She would like for woman to be able to openly discuss their vagina’s, without feeling embarrassed.

Lo-Life

Monday, November 5th, 2007

Michael Lohan, the estranged father of one-time actress/drug addict Lindsay Lohan, doesn’t resemble a human being as much as he does a parasitic fungal infection.
His slobbering, narcissistic desire for attention has cost him his family, his freedom, and now his self-respect. That’s right … add one more reality television hopeful to the parade of scummy, Z-grade [...]

Tuck And Roll

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

I love to report on famous people doing really stupid things, especially when they make me laugh. This story about Axl Rose is a great example. It’s pointless, but I find it really funny.
Guns’ N Roses crazy-ass, fat, obnoxious, asshole front-man Axl Rose has always been a sensitive, whiny, little bitch and Slash learned [...]