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Friday, April 18th, 2008
This morning as a laid peacefully in my bed, sound asleep, I was suddenly awoken to find that my house was shaking. First I though, my wife must have jumped out of bed and ran though the house. Then I realized she was still in bad and the house was moving, I didn’t know what [...]
Don’t Wanna MEET DAVE!
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008I am speechless.
I remember Eddie Murphy from the very beginning of his career. He erupted from one of the worst casts to ever assemble on the Saturday Night Live stage with a magnetic blend of charisma, wit, and nasty charm. He created indelible characters and skits during his brief run, including Mr. Robinson’s Neighborhood, Gumby, [...]
The Word According To Reverend Huckabee
Sunday, January 20th, 2008The more and more that the Reverend Mike Huckabee talks, the more we get to see his real side. He made some interesting remarks recently. Do you think his words have a hidden message or are people over reacting?
2007 - The Year That Was
Sunday, January 13th, 2008For months many critics have been talking breathlessly about the high quality of films in 2007. “This is the best year for films since 1999,” they exclaim, and they might be right.
Hollywood Elsewhere posted a cool video compiled by Matt Shapiro of World of KJ that pays tribute to the many fine films of 2007.
Hear ‘N Theremin
Friday, January 11th, 2008Certain sounds remind us of particular movies or time periods. We only need to hear the first explosive blast of horns to recognize the Star Wars fanfare, and the tinny sound of Moog synthesizers whisk us back to the buddy comedies of the mid-eighties.
Few instruments represent their time period better than the theremin, a mystical [...]
Life As A Tree
Thursday, January 10th, 2008Do you think you could live a normal life if you were half human, half tree?
The Greatest Moments Of 2007 - Eric’s Picks
Sunday, December 30th, 2007With the new year coming to an end, I think now is a good time to look back at the 5 greatest celebrity moments of 2007. This year was no different than those of the past. You can always count on Hollywood to give us the most entertaining, bizarre, what the fuck moments that make [...]
Dark Knight To The Imax
Sunday, December 16th, 2007Here is a crappy version of that extended IMAX preview of The Dark Knight. This and the preview I saw with I Am Legend give me the impression that this will be a visual feast, but one filled with lame, self-serving dialogue and obvious plotting - basically the same problems and joys I had with [...]
Yes!!!!! There Is A God
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
Jessica Simpson has been in one bad movie after another, but still she want to be concidered a serious actress. So she has decide to do something to make us all take her seriously.
Health Nut
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007So I was screwing around online today, looking for interesting stories on music, movies, or television. Hell, I even went to PerezHilton.com. You know what I found? SQUAT!
So, I decided to get off my lazy butt, and hit the gym. But to spice things up, I took along a camera and a radio, and this [...]
Person Of The Year
Friday, November 23rd, 2007
Time Magazine is getting ready to announce their Person Of The Year. They are allowing people to vote for the winner on their website (that’s always the best way to pick a winner, fuck actual accomplishments). It looks like the award this year will be going to go to an outstanding person, one who has [...]
Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer: Caught On Tape
Monday, November 19th, 2007
For years, people have questioned whether Santa Claus was real. You can argue all you want, but I know one thing. Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is real. Don’t beleive me? He’s been caught on tape.
Huck Upchuck
Monday, November 19th, 2007Republican Presidential nominee Mike Huckabee looks like a child molestor. He covers over his slimy policy ideas with an air of righteous superiority that reminds me of a randomly-selected Baptist minister.
I don’t like the guy. But I do like his new ad, which features Chuck Norris. Yeah, that’s right. Chuck Fucking Norris.
Did He Really Want To Hurt Him
Friday, November 16th, 2007
Boy George is a fucking freak. I’m not sure that anybody who has ever seen him would argue that. From his very early years as lead singer of The Culture Club, where he paraded around in a dress, jewelry and more make up than Tammy Faye Baker, it was obvious that something may be wrong [...]
The Other Hot Girl
Friday, November 16th, 2007
Even though the film adaptation for Phillipa Gregory’s The Other Boleyn Girl looks pretty much like a total chick flick, I have to see it on principle alone. It stars 2 of the hottest actresses of our day, Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson. The best part is that they are pissed at each other in the [...]
The New Cult Of Celebrity
Wednesday, November 14th, 2007Thanks to YouTube, we now have a new generation of kids growing up thinking that their every little fart can be famous.
But what YouTube has proven, without a doubt, is that real talent separates the true celebrities from the average person who dreams about it all day alone in their bedroom.
You Don’t Pee From Your Clit
Tuesday, November 6th, 2007
Last Monday, On The Tyra Banks Show, Tyra devoted the whole show to vagina’s. Tyra feels that woman have alot of questions about their cooch, but most are to afraid and embarrassed to ask anyone. She would like for woman to be able to openly discuss their vagina’s, without feeling embarrassed.
Lord Of The Three Ring Binder
Monday, November 5th, 2007
If you thought Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings and its related movies were the stuff of nerd heaven, then what do you make of it when it’s translated into origami?
That’s right … the figures in the above photograph are made of a single piece of paper!
Check out some of the fine detail:
Hello, Is It Me You’re Looking For?
Thursday, November 1st, 2007
Remember the great Lionel Richie video for the song Hello? You know, the one were the Lionel stalks a young blind woman, then she makes an exact sculpture of him even thought she has never seen or touched his face. Did you ever wonder if you could create such a great sculpture of Lionel [...]
Is It Hot In Here?
Wednesday, October 31st, 2007
I take a neutral stand when it comes to government and politics. I honestly think that no government will ever, ever, ever, ever work. Afterall, history tends to repeat itself. That being said, I find myself pushing my jaw back up whenever Ron Paul stops speaking. After the jump, see how Paul is finally getting [...]