“American Idol” is ready to search for the next big American band. Fox will premiere the “Idol” spin-off ‘‘The Next Great American Band” on October, 19. Like Idol bands will perform, be judge, and voted off the show with the winning band receiving a record deal. The judges for the show will be…..
Filling the dumb, untalented former singer judge spot will be Prince’s ex-girlfriend and “The Glamorous Life” singer Sheila E. The musician spot will be filled with gay-ass pop adult contemporary soft rock singer Johnny Resnick, of the Goo Goo Dolls. The asshole music mogul spot will be taken up with “Australian Idol” judge and former record exec Ian “Dicko” Dickson. The show wil thankfull not be hosted by Ryan Seacrest, but Dominic Bowden of “New Zealand Idol”.
I ‘m not quite sure what the hell these people know about good music, but I’m not expecting much more than shit here. I figure a shitty emo pussy band with a singer that wears man-scara will win this and continue to ruin the music industry.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Great American band??? Is this a JOKE??
Great timing, fellas … pick the worst time for music in history, and then zero in on a category of music – rock music – that nobody even listens to or knows how to produce anymore.
And then ask the contestants to get on stage and play an instrument!!LIVE!!!!!
That should be a hoot.
It’s not that anybody didn’t think this through…It’s just that nobody cares about what is produced. Americans, for the most part, are just mindless drones when they turn the TV on. The studios know they are going to get away with this crap.
This show will no doubt produce some of the most shitty bands ever.
@ Your right people will eat this up. It will not be much different than Idol, and the bands will be shitty enough so that both the little girls and old ladies that watch Idol will like them.
You can put the American Idol stamp on anything and people will buy it.
I think that Jackie Chan should play Dick Clark!
@ RE – What the hell are you talking about? LOL