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This must be the week all of the arrogant, egotistical assholes in music come out.  First Billy Corgan proclaimed his greatness to the world.  Now, Jack White shows he’s not that far behind Billy in the asshole department.

Jack White and his sister/wife/daughter/girlfriend/ugly fat ass drummer Meg are desperately trying to bring attention to themselves and their poorly selling new album.  The Stripes announced a “secret concert” in St. John, Canada.  People love free concerts so people filled George St., in St. John awaiting the free show.  

Instead of getting a free show they got one note.  Yep.  The White Stripes show up, took the stage and played one note.  Jack then told the crowd, “We’ve now officially played in every province and territory in Canada.”  Then they left to play a concert at Mile One Stadium. 

So, after luring people out for this “concert”, they didn’t even play one song, but now at least they have played every province and territory in Canada.   Good for them.  Now maybe they will leave the people in Canada alone.  Have they played every state yet, I can only hope so. 

Maybe they should go to Africa and play every village and jungle.  Then after one note, I wish somebody would throw a spear through his fucking throat so he shuts up forever.

The best thing here that their album is not selling.  Maybe people of the world are starting to get a little smarter.