This must be the week all of the arrogant, egotistical assholes in music come out. First Billy Corgan proclaimed his greatness to the world. Now, Jack White shows he’s not that far behind Billy in the asshole department.
Jack White and his sister/wife/daughter/girlfriend/ugly fat ass drummer Meg are desperately trying to bring attention to themselves and their poorly selling new album. The Stripes announced a “secret concert” in St. John, Canada. People love free concerts so people filled George St., in St. John awaiting the free show.
Instead of getting a free show they got one note. Yep. The White Stripes show up, took the stage and played one note. Jack then told the crowd, “We’ve now officially played in every province and territory in Canada.” Then they left to play a concert at Mile One Stadium.
So, after luring people out for this “concert”, they didn’t even play one song, but now at least they have played every province and territory in Canada. Good for them. Now maybe they will leave the people in Canada alone. Have they played every state yet, I can only hope so.
Maybe they should go to Africa and play every village and jungle. Then after one note, I wish somebody would throw a spear through his fucking throat so he shuts up forever.
The best thing here that their album is not selling. Maybe people of the world are starting to get a little smarter.










God they are a bunch of pompus asses. We can only hope Jack White gets a cronic case of hemroids as punishment.
I love everything Jack White stands for … red, black and white
What a douche bag.
Can you imagine how pissed the folks were who showed up there?
SHOW SOME RESPECT TO YOUR FANS GENIUS!!!
Those people don’t realize how lucky they are, not having to sit through 2 hours of that douche bags “music”.
musta sucked if those people didnt know they played a full show later that night…
“We have now officially played in every province and territory in Canada.” They then left the stage, though they performed a full show that night in St John’s.
@ Ari – Yeah, that’s another nice slap i nthe face to their fans, isn’t it? God, these guys are douche bags fo sho.
No need to use your ghetto voice Sam. Just calm down.
“Hundreds of fans showed up for the last minute event, but were pre-warned that the show would be just one-note long.
Later that evening, the band played a full-length set at Mile One Stadium in the city, the final show on their Canadian tour proper.”
http://www.nme.com/news/the-white-stripes/29751
Maybe you should do some research. Fuckwit.
Wow, Whomever Wrote This Is An Ignorant Fuckface.
1. Not everyone likes everyone else’s music. Omgznofuckinwai. But No one wants to Hear you Bitch About it.
2. Not Only are your Ignorant, But Stupid Too.
See Nicks post On July 29th 2008.
“Hundreds of fans showed up for the last minute event, but were pre-warned that the show would be just one-note long.
Later that evening, the band played a full-length set at Mile One Stadium in the city, the final show on their Canadian tour proper.”
3. The White Stripes Don’t Suck.
They Make more money than you don’t they? Have A Secure Career, and I know occasionally read the shit people like you put up, and laugh at your Idiocy.
Lastly, Yes. people of the world are getting smarter. So why are you still An Idiot?
good music, undeniably
i love this train of comments
Jack White can’t help he is a talented musician and a serious jerk of a person. In life you go with what God gave you. In the new movie “It Might Get Loud” you get to see the real deal.
It is an interesting combination of personalities. I’d say Jack White is not a very interesting a person when contrasted to Edge and Page. Controversial yes, interesting no. UNLESS, you are interested in people who are self-important, manipulative ass-holes. In that case he’s your man.
@ Gdawg,
Talented? Any freaking retard can bar chords. I realized for years that the White Stripes are (were? I hope) the most over-rated, hyped-up bunch of no-talent bums on the planet. They are the rapper version of rock: Three chords, with some bubble-butt banging on a drum, with no talent at all. I 97XRT in Chicago still plays them. They stink!
~Loved your blog. I only wish the Canadians would have rushed the stage.
Jack White is the man. For everyone who doesn’t understand what he stands for, get a piece of mind and shut the fuck up.
God, it’s no big deal. They’re full of surprises and some people just can’t take it. Go fuck yourself. They play very good music. Jack White is one hell of a talented guy and too bad you’re too fucked you can’t see it. What are you trying to do? Make an army of Anti-Jack White. And you don’t even know who Meg White is to Jack White and here you are blabbing about how they suck. You don’t have a life, thats for sure. You’re just a sad pathetic bitch.
Hahaha what a bunch of faggots on here. These douchers obviously just searched “white stripes suck” on google, and spammed the shit out of the first result.
Jack White is an excellent guitarist and an even better musician. You all pale in comparison, cocksuckers. lololol
Jack White is a god and is the most talented musician of the last ten year. So shut the fuck up biatch.
Ha. This is pretty funny. The people were pre-warned that this was only going to be one note long.. and if you see the videos, i don’t think anyone was disappointed in the crowd. The White Stripes were trying to break a world record, and they did. Most of the people who were there probably had tickets for the proper gig that night.
And, to Jack White being a douchebag.. If you actually ever see any interviews with him, he’s pretty modest about everything. You cannot deny he is talented, and is a hell of a songwriter. In interviews, when people call him talented, he always looks embarrassed. He has a wonderful sense of humour, and has never sold out. Oh, and The White Stripes are one of the decades best bands and I’m so grateful that they’re bringing good music more into the mainstream.
jack white sucks donkey balls
he is one pathetic little loser nitwit, there’s no doubt about that
i mean seriously people, how the FUCK did this guy together with this big ass ho of a drummer get to sell so much albums?
people who support them must have pretty fucked up minds
i guess its time for some change…
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jack White is the greatest musician of our generation!!!!!!!!! You people are stupid assholes!!!!!!!! For some reason or another you must be jealous of his talent!!!!!!! What the fuck kind of music do you people listen to?????!!!!!! He is the absolute best!!!!!!!! Everything he touches is amazing!!!!!!!
Jack white is an ugly, talentless piece of shit and all you dickheads defending him obviously like him because youre just like him some pathetc emo looking shitty musician. And Dont use the fuckin MONEY argument you twats drug dealers and moron fucking rappers (NOT musicians, rappers) have more money than me does that make them better people or more talented????? Yeah so STFU you stupid inbreds
Jack White is incesting Meg. Slimeball.
Yep…jack white is an asshole. I almost got in a brawl with him last night at the American Sector in New Orleans. He pitched a huge fuss to management and security about something being put in his drink. He threw a fit in the middle of the restaurant. Yes, this came at the end of a long night of drinking and eating. The fucking little bitch hustled his way out of a 500 buck bar tab. He and his dirtbag friends probably pull this hustle where ever they go.
As he was leaving for his cab he started yelling a bunch of shit as he was leaving. I was out smoking a cig, and yelled that he should “relax”. He immediately did an about face and started coming my way cursing up a storm, and I figured it was Go Time. His silly dressed entourage and the Sector security jumped in the middle before anything happend. Not sure of his fighting skills, but I was drunk and pissed enough to kick his teeth in. He was yelling about suing everyone. Security called the police but he was a block away, so I don’t know if they caught up to him.
Jack White an asshole you say? You bet! A coked up, cock sucking fucking asshole he is… Stay the fuck out of New Orleans, you piece of cheap slime!
I’m fairly sure the above incident didn’t happen.
Slash likes him….Bob Dylan likes him…..Pete Townshend likes him……Jimmy Page and Edge like him……they’re all quite accomplished musicians, surely their opinion is more valid than an unknown individual such as yourself? Also, Rolling Stone magazine put him as 17th greatest guitarist………I don’t agree with that, nor do I always agree with Rolling Stone, but still, you have to have something going for you to get that honour, especially after having been on the scene for so short a time!
That show was done so he could break a world record, he then proceeded to put on a full length show. He’s really quite a talented indivudal, never seems to put off a bad vibe at all, dunno what you have against him.
I was actually at The American Sector when that went down. I even videoed the incident outside!!! Whoever you are that wrote that above, I have it on film!
17th Greatest Guitar Player…Rolling Stone Sucks Too ! Gimmie a friggin break,I PLAY GUITAR..not even is he in the TOP 1700 ! That WHORE sold out,he game from the same Indie Philosophy as The Greenhornes,Superchunk,Anything off the Flying Nun Label etc..& took it all mainstream & FUCKED UP INDIE..he’s done nothing original,only took what everybody was doing on small labels..STOLE IT..& claimed it as his own to an audience..Rolling Stone,Arena Rockers & the Artistically Handicapped..& those morons thought he was a Genius..forget Indie had been goin strong since “89″..Jack White Invented it..uh huh..BY THE WAY ASSHOLE..The Spinnaes out of Portland Or. (Sub Pop Label) were doing the 2 piece when you thought Motley Crue was COOL ! Rebbeca Gates/Scott Poluf..You fucking thief…why don’t you rip there songs off too..Noel,Jonah &Me you FAG !
Hey Matt..YOUR AN ASSHOLE TOO…Jimmy Page Likes Him…Edge Likes Him..Edge of What ?? The Old Folks Home..he’s been doing the same chuga chuga Riff since the U2 Boy Album..BIG CORPORATE ROCK LIKES HIM..Douche Bag..They Usher out “Commodity” to MAKE $$$$..your an Idiot..for all you know Jimmy Page & Edge have a business deal,give that asshole credibility ..get it? Surround him w/FAMOUS people & he appears famous..you think Edge (LOL!) & Grandpa Page did it for free ? & Pete Townsend likes little boy’s too..
The American Sector incident for sure happened. He claimed he found a wire casing labeled “gasoline” in his drink. The casing was neither wet, nor smelled of alcohol. And I’m fairly certain the capable bartenders at the Sector don’t make a habit of cutting one-inch wire tubing specifically for drinks, even if the customer is a raging psychopath.
Mr. White continued to throw a fit, walking up and down the dining room ranting about the tubing. When management smoothed over the situation (note the above story about a free $500 tab), he commenced to throw an additional fit about the offending item having been thrown away, claiming that it was destruction of evidence and that he was going to sue because he intended to use the casing for inspiration for his new album, which would be labeled “Gasoline.”
Following this, for some absurd reason, he went on a five minute tirade against the executive chef. Now, I don’t know about you, but I would think twice before going into a commercial kitchen filled with professional knife-wielders. The exec at the Sector has very loyal, very close kitchen staff, and they didn’t take kindly to Mr. White’s attack.
Rubberneck is entirely right in warning Mr. White to stay out of New Orleans. We have enough problems and we certainly don’t need a whining, declining, pretentious “musician” making our lives any more difficult.
Wow the Jack White lovers in full force! White may really believe the whole grassroots blues/rock thing but he comes off as blowhardy and pretentious. Just watch “It Might Get Loud” White doesn’t hold a stick to Edge and Page. They both can tell he’s full of pompous shit.
1. It’s not cool to play your guitar so hard it’s bleeding. you’re a tool
2. Quit playing your $75 dollar plastic POS guitar because you like “working around the tuning issues.” christ grow up and unplug the distortion pedal.
3. Quit copying some minimalist, two-person act you saw at some outdoor cafe in North Carolina. You’re not original, you’re a whiny, pretentious d-bag
Dei,
Do you work there? There weren’t that many people so I probably remember you. How do you know about a law suit. My video shows everthing, even him running off after the fight outside!!
How many guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to do it and two to watch and say they could do it better.
Can’t we all just get along?
talking about famous musicians giving props…when the white stripes came out, paul mccartney said they sounded a lot like the old kinks… aka unoriginal…
stfu
Anyone who thinks Jack White is a genius is not a musician themselves. Any guitar player who knows his music history knows that Jack is just rehashing riffs and ideas from old blues men and other past greats. You kids today…. go back and educate yourselves. Then you’ll see through Jack Whites phony facade.
White Stripes sucked, and any other project that Jack White gets involved in will be compromised.
I was so pissed when Page, Dylan, and other actual guitarists stared saying how great Jack White is… he fucking sucks. Now normaly I don’t get worked up about shitty guitarist in shitty bands but when magizines, TV, radio, and all other forms of media start saying how The White Stripes are the greatest band ever I can’t help but get aggravated. If I wanted to listen to someone who doesn’t know how to play guitar I’d do it myself.
Am I the only one who finds it kinda funny that everyone who hates them goes “Well there stupid fucking whores and all they do is suck cock and fucking ruin shit all the fucking time. They don’t make music, they make BULLSHIT!!! Jack Whites ugly and Meg is a ho!” while the people defending them are actually putting up a logical argument? I mean, even the article uses an obsessive amount of cursing. Using curse words really doesn’t cement your points validity.
I will say, though, that its really funny.
Hmmm…he’s not very good?
Dei or Blake – could you upload the footage of the restaurant? just so we can all believe you – plus I want to see it. upload it and send us a link please?
much love
umm, I think this dude who wrote this shit is an asshole. First off, do your fucking research, secondly, the White Stripes are fucking awesome, so I don’t know what your problem is.
If you people actually knew what you were talking about, you’d know that everyone who went to that “one note show” was a “ONE NOTE SHOW” they fucking knew it dumb asses. They were supportive fans, wanting to see a glimpse of Meg and Jack. It was bringing people together, which i think is kinda cool.
wowww, you guys are just haters. Have you seen the White Stripes Documentary? Probably not because a lot of you seem narrow minded arrogant buttheads, yeah i said it
. Go see it. Maybe you’ll change your mind, because I personally haven’t witnessed a whole lot of bands in our generation that play with as much passion as these two.
and since when is it a crime to use influences? shit, every fcking band uses outside influences in their music, but you’re calling the White Stripes unoriginal? I was reading NME and Jack White was nominated as a guitar god, so you know what, I hope he wins just so all of you can suck it
There’s actually a White Stripes documentary? Who the fuck would want to watch that?
Jade, apparently, with one finger in her pussy.
um, ray is a disgusting motherfucking faggot, and probably has a pussy himself