Michael Lohan, the estranged father of one-time actress/drug addict Lindsay Lohan, doesn’t resemble a human being as much as he does a parasitic fungal infection.

His slobbering, narcissistic desire for attention has cost him  his family, his freedom, and now his self-respect. That’s right … add one more reality television hopeful to the parade of scummy, Z-grade losers who want to cash in 13 minute’s worth of their Warholian “fame.”

The wonderfully disgusting Perez Hilton posted this pathetic demo reel for a proposed reality show that has been making the rounds in writer-deprived Hollywood. Of course, we need no writers to describe it – “trainwreck” will simply suffice.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbs_blMC6cA[/youtube]

Is anybody surprised that a psychotic, drug-addled whore like Lindsay would run in the opposite direction from this guy???