So Oprah Winfrey has decided to quit her television show in September of 2011, which will be a rounded 25 years on the air. It’s been a wildly successful run, and Winfrey will probably be hailed aas a milestone in the industry. When she started, she was a dumpy black woman in a white-dominated world, but she succeeded due to talent and brains.

Personally, I’m glad she’s calling it quits. She’s become far too sappy in recent years, and her new-age nonsense was beginning to grate on my nerves. Her book-of-the-month club selections have also suffered from this annoying new-age vibe, with only her choice of The Road standing as the only good selection in years. But mainly I just think it’s time for Winfrey to move her fat ass over and let something new take her place. The talk show industry has been constrained by the rules Winfrey imposed with her success, and I’d like to see that shaken up a bit.

So now Oprah can go home and get fatter and count her billions of dollars while pretending not to be Gayle’s pussy-licking girlfriend.