The lowest forms of reality show swamp life came out last night and performed in public like ass-picking baboons – AGAIN. We should almost have a hot key ready for these stories due to their frequency and general intelligence level.

This time the attention-starved bottom-feeders were one-time Partridge Family redhead Danny Bonaduce and third-place Survivor contestant Jonny Fairplay. The two appeared together during the taping of The Fox Reality Really Channel Awards – another pointless awards show that nobody will ever bother to watch or TIVO.

And wouldn’t you know it? They got into a little fight:

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Fairplay, who was once a wrestler, should have known better than to pretend to hump someone like Bonaduce, who, underneath his clothes, looks like this:
                               
Fairplay underwent two and a half hours of dental surgery to correct his shattered teeth after he went face first onto the stage. Boo fucking hoo.

Frankly, I wish someone would bodyslam the entire reality show genre. None of these so-called performers have anything left to offer other than insipid human incidences that will only serve to embarrass this generation when future archaeologists unearth our remains several centuries from now.

American entertainment has become a fucking mind-numbing joke.