What is wrong with Peter Brady? Peter, whose real name is Christoper Knight, seems to be a little confused. First, until a few years ago, he couldn’t get a job. Well, he did get to do the occasional Very Brady Christmas Special. That was it, though. Then in 2005, VH1 came calling. They wanted him to be on the Surreal Life and he didn’t have anything else to do, so he accepted.
This was the greatest move he ever made. He was paired up with freaks (Mini Me), has-beens (Da Brat), the never-was (Joanie “Chyna” Laurer) and a few other washed up nobodies. One of those nobodies was former Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry.
Curry was smoking hot and only 23 years old. She could have any guy she desired and somehow she fell for 48 year old Peter Brady. He came across as a really cool, level headed guy on the show. It may have also helped that the guy is built like a professional wrestler. This should be a dream come true for him, but Christoper Knight may be a little to much like little dorky Peter Brady to truly appreciate what he got.
The pair began dating and were even given their own reality show, My Fair Brady. The show followed them through the wedding plans and other pointless adventures. Life was great for Knight. He has a revitalized career, a TV show and a very hot young wife. Sounds perfect, how could he screw this up?
First, she wanted kids. She, like most women, want to be a mother. It’s a natural thing. She also didn’t want her kids to be raised by a man with false teeth, a walker, and Depends. She was actually quoted saying, “If we start having kids]soon he’s not going to get decrepit like Mick Jagger. When his kid hits his teens he’ll be dead. I don’t want that and we won’t have that if we have kids in the next few years.”
This caused a big fight during the filming of the show and the two began to have problems. Curry could just leave the old man and find a hot young stud with whom to run off and make beautiful babies. Instead, she wanted to make her marriage work. She decided to give Knight a special birthday gift to try and resolve the problem.
The gift was sexy lesbian pictures. He couldn’t have asked for anything better than that could he? Well instead of being grateful that his younger, hot wife wants to remain married to his old ass and that she took sexy pictures with another woman for him, he got pissed. He is even considering a separation. This has of course all been caught on tape for the upcoming season of My Fair Brady. Knight’s actual comment to the pictures was, ”It is the physicalization of my worst fears. It creeps me out. I want a separation.”
This guy is fucking stupid. Where is he going to get somebody better than her? Nowhere. He Peter “fucking” Brady and he’s old. I wonder if his fear of gay people has anything to do with his TV dad being gay? He really has some issues.
Just look how much better she makes you look. Dumbass!!!
Thanks ABC.
First of all, I wish you’d quit saying that Christopher Knight is OLD. He’s only 48.
Secondly, he is NOT built like a professional wrestler by any stretch of the imagination.
Thirdly, Adrianne Curry is fucking INSANE. I don’t care how hot she is … her looks will fade, but she will always be CRAZY. Remaining married to her means sleeping with one eye open for the rest of your natural life. RUN, Chris, RUN!!!!
Fourthly, masturbate prior to writing your next article about Adrianne Curry.
First, he’s 50 and that is old next to a 25 year old. Just ask KC to come over and compare with him.
Second, when he was on the Surreal Life he had a pretty built body.
Third, who care is she crazy.
Fourth, I prefer to masturbate while writing my stories. It feels better that way.
“Third, who care is she crazy.”
So says a man who has never dated a crazy chick.
Oops, typing too fast while masturbating can cause bad grammar and misspelling.
Crazy chicks are sexy!
I’m NOT comparing anything with anyone Eric. It’s the physicalization of my worst fears,it creeps me out, and I want a separation!!!
Also, Chris is the only one here making any sense.
1 – She’s a complete skeev and a troublemaker, so don’t get crazy with the “she wants to settle down and have kids” routine
2 – Is it so bizarre that someone should want to have a relationship with a person and not include a third party? Where did it become the standard that a lesbian photoshoot was some kind of manna from heaven to the state of marriage? If he had taken photos of himself with another woman, it wouldn’t have made her very happy, I’d bet.
3 – You talk about these people like theyd eserve more airtime…and they don’t. This kind of reality TV is pandering, bottom-feeding type of trash that has turned television into a really embarrassing medium.
@ Steve – BRAVO!!!!!!!!! You’re exactly right!!!!!
I really don’t care if she’s a skeev and a troublemaker, I just think that he isn’t going to find anybody hotter than her.
Did she just become crazy? No. So he know what he was getting into, but he did it because she was hot. So, he got want he wanted and now he can’t handle it. The only reason people even talk about him is because of her.
As far as the pictures go. Most men are into that, so she probably thought it would be a good present. If your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend did that for you, would you be mad?
Also, I don’t really give a shit if they have airtime or not. I just though it was a funny story. So, I wrote about it. Most of the shit we write about here, are the dumbasses that don’t deserve air time. But they do stupid and entertaining things and people like you, like to read about it. So, I’m doing you a favor.
I agree with your statement that “This kind of reality TV is pandering, bottom-feeding type of trash that has turned television into a really embarrassing medium.” That said if they provide me with something to write about, I will.
Dammit, I am still too drunk to comment coherently on this. Well, here’s my attempt…
I’d rather be Joanne Woodward.
HAHAHHAHA! Megan, you rock.
Boy did I make a mistake logging on to this IDIOTIC website!!!!
Definition of Marriage: One MAN and One Woman.
NO, most men ARE NOT in to their WIVES gettin’ busy with another man,woman or anyone else!!!
@Oops! I don’t know, your wife seems to enjoy it. She is really more in to barnyard animals though.
@ Oops! – Actually, I know alot of guys with wives and girl friends that would be into that. I thought you were. You mean to tell me that night, me and BOBO double teamed your wife you didn’t know. You were in the other room, I thought it was cool with you.
As far as our idiotic sites goes. The site is meant for discussions. You don’t have to agree with everything. I don’t always agree with other post, but the site is about free speech. If you want to visit sites were everybody agrees with you, maybe you should go somewhere else.
I’m glad that you stopped by and if you like, come again.
So I found this website via the search term “what is the age of that old fart Peter Brady” or something to that effect. I was watching the show tonite and it just astounds me that she married him. I am 10 yrs older than Adrienne (and not nearly as hot), and I would never date someone his age. Why can’t these girls project 5,10, 15 years from now. He may look ok today, but he besides his aesthetics drastically taking a downfall in the next 5-10 years, so goes his energy level, sex drive, bladder control, you name it! She is going to be his nurse….eh, she’ll probably dump him by that point ala Rachel Hunter and Rod Stewart, but still! Some girls can be so dumb, all about instant gratification.
But yes, I agree, if I were 48 and were dating a 24 yr old dude, that is a good score. Would I marry him? Prob not (he’d surely dump me in 10 yrs), and esp not if he was kind of a flake such as her. Age is NOT just a number idiots! (err directed at no one here).
Ahem, that’s all.
@ Kaitlyn – I think you are the only one who got the point of that story. He should be lucky as hell that she was ever interested in him to begin with, let alone marry him and what to have his children. He’s not going to find a hotter person at his age. Before anybody says that marriage is about more than looks, I know that. However he was interested in her looks and body, nothing else.
Peter Brady is right. Those whores make me puke. Dykes should be exterminated!
man thats a mans dream is to have two women or more hes stupid for not being happy i found out my wife is bisexual so i married her now i get my cow and milk
That big of an age difference is just creepy. Just how young will his next girl be? Will she be an underage victim? And what is Curry doing, looking for a replacement for her father? Or that big fat life insurance check in a few years?
How would she like it if Chris took pics of himself with a gay man and said (I really want to work our marriage out because the guy in the picture here has something that you don’t), do you think she is going to be happy about that. I don’t think so because she isn’t going to get anything extra from her hubby’s friend, why BECAUSE HE’S FRIGGING GAY and only likes men.
Some people have some serious mental issues when they start grouping men or anyone else by saying stupid things like (all men) like to see their wives with other women. I believe (man,woman,have children,become family)
Has anyone considered the fact that he may actually not hate gay people, but has always feared his wife was gay?
I always thought she was gay.
Or at least hoped…