The Britney Spears VMA debacle continues its tumbling freefall. Every media outlet in the world has weighed in on her zoned out, lazy, and downright baffling appearance on the MTV awards show.
Hell, even we lowered ourselves into the mud and offered our humble two cents.
The overwhelming majority considered her latest public spectacle to be the worst music-related performance since Flea’s sock fell off back in 1988, or at least since the last performance by Metallica.
However, mentally-unstable persons everywhere were apparently inspired by her bizarre behavior on the show. Some of them, unfortunately allowed to have webcams and YouTube accounts while residing in their comfortable padlocked “bedrooms” at the local hospital, made their feelings known in typically psychotic fashion.
Check this out:
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This is actually a guy named Chris Crocker, a fairly famous face on the talking head video website. Poor Chris doesn’t seem to like the criticism of his beloved Britney, all of which has caused him to completely lose control of every facet of his being.
Um … in addition to crazy, this guy might also be gay.
NAGGING QUESTION: Why is Ms. Crocker underneath a blanket? To evade the prying eyes of other patients, or perhaps Nurse Ratched?
That might be the funniest thing I have ever seen.
I can’t believe that Britney inspires any emotion other than “abject horror.” This kid is a hysterical bag of wacko.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! That’s a guy?
Well you heard him, leave her alone. She’s really having a hard time right now, okay? Plus, you don’t want to have to “deal with him” do you?
NUTBAG!
It’s pretty obvious she’s having a hard time right now … for instance, she seems to be having lots of trouble lip synching, dancing, walking across the stage in boots, and demonstrating a general awareness of her surroundings.
Every time I watch this, I want to hold Ms. Crocker until it stops crying.
Who knows what kind of reaction this guy might have to something serious … like if someone stepped on an ant. He may just pull an Owen Wilson.
Leave Britney alone, she’s not well. Chris Cocklicker you mam are not well either. If this is real, this douchebag need to have his balls cut off. If he still has them.
It’s like watching Frank N’ Furter from “Rocky Horror Picture Show” defend Britney.
Mesmerizingly weird.