Ray's new husband? Not in Missouri!!

Oh, how I do love Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He’s laid back, approachable, talented, and one hell of a crazysexycool dude. While I’m not willing to commit to any desire to have an affair with the guy, let’s just say that thresholds could be crossed in his presence with the right number of drinks and/or flavored jellies. The rest I cannot discuss on a family site such as this.

Anyway, the guy’s been balls-out awesome since his tender, youthful days on Third Rock From The Sun, which showed off his genetically-engineered comedic timing. He was amazing in Brick (have you seen it? No? Go watch it right now and come back!). He out-charisma’d Leonardo DiCaprio in Inception. The guy’s just a loveable teddy bear of the berry bestest stuff!

Did you know that JGL also wanders out to clubs and entertains the masses? He sure does! And he does it with a self-deprecating humor sorely missing from thumb-up-their-ass bands like Kings of Leon. I guarantee that JGL wouldn’t run away from a couple of pigeons – he would’ve made that bird shit work, dammit!

Anyway, here’s the love of my pathetic life singing Natural Woman with more passion than Aretha ever jettisoned out of her phat black ass:

Oh JGL, we love you!!!!! Never change!!!!

As Chris eluded to to in his last post, the Rolling Stone list of 100 Greatest Singers of All Time is an absolute atrocity.  The biggest problem I have with this is that Rolling Stone’s word is so highly revered.  Of Course, it’s only highly revered by those who have little to no music knowledge and those who have their asshole reamed by Rolling Stone on a constant basis.  All list are just opinion, but when your opinion is printed in the “Holy Book” of music it should come with some responsibility. 

You should actually try to but a list of the “best”, not a who’s who of artsy performers that you consider influential.  One of the most common phrases used to describe these greatest singers is “influential”.  Ozzy Osbourne was influential, shouldn’t he be on the list then.  They even tell you that one artist, Solomon Burke never had a crossover hit.  While I don’t think a big hit makes you a great singer, I do think that a great singer should have a big hit.  I mean, if your that damn good wouldn’t your songs be.  Now on to the list and my thoughts.

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