One of the first acts by Michael Jackson to indicate that he was slowly going insane was when he adopted a little baby chimpanzee. Michael named him Bubbles, which right away should have alerted PETA to animal abuse. Bubbles became almost as famous as Jackson himself, but in a kind of Lindsay Lohan way.
In 2004, Jackson had to give up Bubbles because the monkey was cuter and getting all the boys. So Jackson did what any loving owner of a best friend would do – he locked Bubbles in a cage somewhere. I’m sure Bubbles is much happier being with other monkeys, where he no longer has to stare at Michael’s nose hole.
Now that we have arrived at the one year anniversary of Michael’s death (about which Bubbles had no comment), LaToya Jackson has decided to use the opportunity to flaunt her weirdness. LaToya went to visit Bubbles in his cage for an investigative journalistic piece on Animal Planet entitled “Michael Jackson and Bubbles: The Untold Story.” What follows is bizarre, like most things this stupid famewhore has ever done:
It’s hard to believe that the vagina which produced talented stars like Michael or Janet could also quief out LaToya or Tito. I think they should set Bubbles free and make LaToya take his place in the monkey cage. Now there’s a reality show I can get behind!
