The Rec Show has been fearlessly exposing the evidence that black people seem to have certain intellectual deficiences. Maybe it’s just a coincidence, I don’t know … I’m not a scientist. But as we pointed out HERE and HERE and HERE, black people do a lot of amazingly stupid things.
One of the more disturbing trends among the “hip” black youths today is the mystifying tribal ritual known as DANCING IN THE FUCKING STREET. People of even average intelligence (i.e. not black people, apparently) know that cars drive on roads and are generally heavier, faster, and more lethal than, let’s say, a BIKE. We’re taught from infancy to LOOK BOTH WAYS before even crossing the street – let alone dance in it – because every battle between a human and a car results in the CAR WINNING.
But FUCK DAT SHIT, MAN! I GOTS TA GET MY DANCE ON, DAWG!
CAR: 1,300,597 , STREET DANCER: 0
You don’t see many white people getting hit by cars while dancing in the middle of the street because (a) they’re all working to pay for the welfare programs these guys benefit from, and (b) they know better than to dance in the middle of the fucking street.
I think most Americans will agree that Government needs fresh ideas and new people in office from time to time. People with big dreams and great ideas. People who want to change America for the better of it’s people. People who stand for something. People like Basil Marceaux.
Marceaux is currently running for governor of Tennessee governor. Marceaux is a man with ideas. If elected he plans to “remove all gold fringe flags from the state,” “stop traffic stops,” and “plant grass or vegetation across the state.” He also claims on his website that if you vote for him and he wins he will “IMMUNE YOU FROM ALL STATE CRIMES FOR THE REST OF YOU LIFE!” Marceaux recently appeared on a local news show to gives some of his ideas and try to get support.
Marceaux is a great example of why America is great. He is just a regular guy trying to make a difference. He is also the perfect example of why people need to vote. The people of Tennessee don’t want this ass clown making decisions that with affect their lives.
Ray and I were talking the other day about the death of the art of politcal speech writing. It seems that when we were young in times long ago Presidents used to sound “presidential.” It now seems that the present generation doesn’t have much to hold on to; to tell their grandkids, “I remember when he gave that speech, we knew then that we were living in an important time.” Regardless of how any of us feel about our elected officials, it is their words, that in many ways, define our generation. (more…)
Perma-tanned former celebrity George Hamilton – a less intelligent, low-rent version of Tony Curtis, if that’s possible – recently released his list of favorite romantic films in conjunction with his new book, DON’T MIND IF I DO.
Some familiar and obvious films populate the list, such as GONE WITH THE WIND and CASABLANCA. Buth then Hamilton, who has obviously had his head under UV radiation far too long, picked CITIZEN KANE as well. He wrote this to defend his pick:
CITIZEN KANE could be the greatest movie of all time. Orson Welles plays a man destroyed by his miserable childhood. Eventually he finds the woman he really loves.
What the fuck are you talking about, Georgie??? Have you ever seen the entire movie at all?? I hate to break it to you, but our man Kane ends up alone and decrepit at the end of the film before dropping dead, having lost his family and everything he ever cared about. It isn’t close to being a “romantic film” unless you think that “Rosebud” is the name of Kane’s favorite female body part.
Stick to LOVE BOAT reunion shows, you leathery dumbass.
