What a pretty little princess

Taylor Lautner may be cute, and he has a good body (for now), but his tweenie-bopper Twilight fans need to face this tragic fact – the kid’s a fucking fag of the faggiest kind. He makes me look like a regular He-Man by comparison. 

In a hissy fit that would embarrass Elton John, Lautner is suing a company called McMahon’s RV because they didn’t deliver his $300,000 trailer to the set of his new movie Abduction on time. Apparently the company was supposed to have the trailer there by June 21, but they didn’t get it there on time. This, of course, forced Lautner to – GASP! – use a regular trailer like the other little people on set.

And this is the best part: he’s suing them for EMOTIONAL DISTRESS! Can you say FAAAAAAAAGGGG?

I’m sure it must’ve been difficult for poor young Taylor to be without his custom-made trailer, complete with dildos mounted on the walls, a lube station, and a special secret entrance for the boys to enter while escaping detection from the paparazzi. However, despite Taylor’s insatiable craving of the cock, I cannot imagine any MAN claiming emotional distress over a trailer arriving late. Seriously. If the company didn’t hold up their end of the deal, then sue them for breach of contract, dude. But not emotional distress.

Hey Taylor, look down between your legs. Do you see that flap of skin that vaguely resembles the male genitalia you hunger for every night and day? That indicates that you’re a MALE – start acting like one. Grow the fuck up, get over yourself, and stop being a whiny fag bitch. Instead of spending $300,000 on a trailer, go spend $10,000 on a nose job.

Oh, and for all of you crybabies who think Taylor isn’t gay – yeah riiiight – watch this video AGAIN:

When you’re being persecuted or harassed, sometimes it’s best to fight it with humor. That’s how these gay activists have decided to deal with the protesters who hold up signs that contain wonderful, heartwarming slogans like “God Hates Fags Dead.” Here is a nicely-compiled video featuring some of the best:

I have a sneaking suspicion that this guy is faking these videos … but wouldn’t it be great if it was real?

With the hideously-tight shorts, the bulging belly, the lisp, and the atrocious athleticism, this video is begging to become viral. If it’s real, then I truly sympathize with poor little Cheryl the dog, who probably considers drowning herself in her water bowl after watching this moron flop around on the carpet. I’m thorry, I meant the “thick, blue carpet.”

Wow.

Rapper/pop singer Cazwell has released a new single called Ice Cream Truck. It’s dumber than a box of used condoms, but it’s pretty catchy, too. However, it’s the video that’s getting all of the attention.

NO HOMO!

There was once a time when male movie stars looked, sounded, and acted like men. Real men.

After gazing upon their masculine charms, take a look at this picture of fag-boy Taylor Lautner: (more…)