There should be a law that makes it illegal for unintelligible foreigners to record rap songs. GENERAL RULE: If you can’t speak English, you most certainly cannot RAP in English.
Take, for example, this rap about Facebook by a Sudanese rapper named Bangs. You can barely understand the lyrics, and what you can understand sounds like it was written by a five year old and performed by that chick who had her face torn off by that monkey a couple of years ago.
It’s like the unwanted return of Milli Vanilli!
The video perfectly reflects the song – clumsy, infantile, moronic, and nonsensical. I like how they rented that maroon car (is that a Mazda 6??? GANGSTA!) for the shoot; it’s obviously not his. There are random shots of diamond necklaces (rented or stolen), laptops circa 1998, and close-ups of shoes (huh?). And what’s with the hideous green lighting on those girls? I kept waiting for Captain Kirk to show up and start humping one of them. BIZARRE.
BEST PART: The creepy final shot, showing Bangs in his bedroom hiding behind his bedroom door like the creepy Facebook pervert he is. Lock your daughters up, guys!!
Dis yo boy Bangs, you know what I mean? No, we actually don’t Bangs. No we don’t.
