Even though I do like some of Lady Gaga’s music, her ascension underscores what’s wrong with American music – it’s far too often driven by looks, camp, and visual style. Can’t sing or play an instrument? WHO CARES! Just have an interesting look!
Even though America’s Got Talent is supposed to be searching for the next big star, the show has been taken over by some deranged freak who calls himself Prince Poppycock. Granted, the guy has a pretty nice, operatic voice when he actually sings. But, as it is made painfully clear in this video, the guy’s look and the camp aspects of his performance vastly overmatch his vocals.
Sharon Osbourne is completely wrong about this “guy” being the next superstar. NO WAY. What kind of music can this guy produce that doesn’t come across like a made-up Tiny Tim?? He might have a fine future haunting gay bathhouses, but a pop superstar on the order of Lady Gaga? It will never, ever happen.
Taylor Lautner may be cute, and he has a good body (for now), but his tweenie-bopper Twilight fans need to face this tragic fact – the kid’s a fucking fag of the faggiest kind. He makes me look like a regular He-Man by comparison.
In a hissy fit that would embarrass Elton John, Lautner is suing a company called McMahon’s RV because they didn’t deliver his $300,000 trailer to the set of his new movie Abduction on time. Apparently the company was supposed to have the trailer there by June 21, but they didn’t get it there on time. This, of course, forced Lautner to – GASP! – use a regular trailer like the other little people on set.
And this is the best part: he’s suing them for EMOTIONAL DISTRESS! Can you say FAAAAAAAAGGGG?
I’m sure it must’ve been difficult for poor young Taylor to be without his custom-made trailer, complete with dildos mounted on the walls, a lube station, and a special secret entrance for the boys to enter while escaping detection from the paparazzi. However, despite Taylor’s insatiable craving of the cock, I cannot imagine any MAN claiming emotional distress over a trailer arriving late. Seriously. If the company didn’t hold up their end of the deal, then sue them for breach of contract, dude. But not emotional distress.
Hey Taylor, look down between your legs. Do you see that flap of skin that vaguely resembles the male genitalia you hunger for every night and day? That indicates that you’re a MALE – start acting like one. Grow the fuck up, get over yourself, and stop being a whiny fag bitch. Instead of spending $300,000 on a trailer, go spend $10,000 on a nose job.
Oh, and for all of you crybabies who think Taylor isn’t gay – yeah riiiight – watch this video AGAIN:
There was a time when I absolutely loved Dead Or Alive, the synth-pop trio fronted by singer Pete Burns responsible for the dance classics You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) and Brand New Lover. Burns was a weirdo even then, an androgynous guy who still seemed somewhat masculine (as opposed to Boy George, who felt more feminine). Like Boy George, Burns had a fantastic voice. And, like Boy George, Burns has spent the last twenty years wasting his talents.
Since the music industry abandoned Dead Or Alive’s brand of synthy cheese sauce, Burns has spent the last two decades and countless thousands of dollars surgically-altering his face. He now looks like a Kabuki performer who stuck their face in a hornet’s nest. The only substantial music this golden throat has created in that time period are endless remixes (also known as rip-offs) of their biggest hits. Sad, sad, sad.
Now Pete Burns is preparing to release a new single titled Never Marry An Icon, and he released the cover art for the song: (more…)
When you’re being persecuted or harassed, sometimes it’s best to fight it with humor. That’s how these gay activists have decided to deal with the protesters who hold up signs that contain wonderful, heartwarming slogans like “God Hates Fags Dead.” Here is a nicely-compiled video featuring some of the best:
I have a sneaking suspicion that this guy is faking these videos … but wouldn’t it be great if it was real?
With the hideously-tight shorts, the bulging belly, the lisp, and the atrocious athleticism, this video is begging to become viral. If it’s real, then I truly sympathize with poor little Cheryl the dog, who probably considers drowning herself in her water bowl after watching this moron flop around on the carpet. I’m thorry, I meant the “thick, blue carpet.”
