I guess we have Anne Rice and Stephenie Meyer to thank for bringing upon us this current wave of vampire chic, which is not as scary and much more about boning than I ever remember seeing in Nosferatu. The blood suckers are everywhere now. They sparkle and play baseball now, apparently. Make them go away.
One of the big hits on television is (you guessed it!) a vampire show on HBO called True Blood. It follows the “exciting” adventures of something called a Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin). This thing, apparently a woman, is a waitress who falls in love with a vampire named Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer). They fuck, bite, bleed, and get involved in complicated love triangles like any other soap opera involving vampires.
Anyway, they released the cover of next month’s Rolling Stone today, which features Paquin, Moyer, and breakout star Alexander Skarsgard posing “sexily” while drenched in blood. Wow … um … that IS sexy … (more…)
There’s nothing like a tranny-like South African sasquatch singing about her vagina to really get me rock hard in the morning!
On the plains of Africa this creature is known as Majela “Zee Zee” Diamond. The unusual first name “Majela”, roughly translated, means SLUT. When people talk about AIDS spreading through sex in Africa, one often scoffs at the idea that Africans are more promiscuous than other peoples. But maybe not after seeing this.
She has other “songs” about her pussy and what she likes to do with it. (more…)
I was searching for something and came (literally) across this picture of Sylvester Stallone naked on the set of Judge Dredd. I don’t remember this shot in the film. If it wasn’t in there, it should have been; it would have made this turkey a little bit more memorable.
Or, actually, a lot more memorable considering the size of Stallone’s Italian sausage. I thought steroids shrunk your junk. Anyway, here ya go, ladies:
Since Michael Jackson died, people have been asking the million dollar question: “Did he molest those young boys who slept over at Neverland?” Back in 1993, Michael Jackson admitted molesting young boys on national television, so why are people still questioning it? Here is the proof:
I’m all vampired out.
