Adam Lambert Sucks It
Filed under: Freaks, Live Performances, Media Report, Media Weirdness, Music, Public Humiliation, Who Gives a Shit, Worst of the Worst
The music world is buzzing today after last night’s American Music Awards telecast. Of course, they’re not talking about the awards given out, which were ridiculous (Michael Jackson? Please …). Nor were they talking about the great performances, mainly because there weren’t any.
No, they’re all in a tizzy because Adam Lambert, the drag queen runner-up from last year’s American Idol, debuted a horrid new song from his upcoming album. In the process, he simulated getting head from some dude, and then kissing another dude. For artistic shock reasons, no doubt.
Adam’s panties are all bunched up today as he defends his lewd choices in his performance. Frankly, he should be more concerned about the terrible song he was singing, or the fact that he sounded like a heavily-medicated Axl Rose on fire. It was an awful, silly performance of a rancid song, and it should effectively kill his career before it starts.
Thank God. Sometimes fate does everyone a solid.
Sex With Dave
Filed under: Good Grief, Greatest Of All Time, Media Report, Public Humiliation, Television, WOW
Last night on The Late Show, David Letterman revealed to a live audience that he has had sex with members of his staff. Earlier this month someone tried to blackmail Letterman for $2,000,000 in order to maybe keep the information quiet. Letterman made his announcement in typical sarcastic Letterman fashion.