Hero pose! So dashing!!
Beleaguered director M. Night Shyamalan is a gigantic douche nozzle. He has the mistaken idea that his farts smell like the first cherry blossoms of spring, and that every thought passing through his mind recalibrates the fabric of the space/time continuum. He is dead wrong.
The entire world has been mocking the guy for at least eleven years, when the final ten minutes of Signs unspooled and left us with “Swing Away” as permission for us to start destroying the man. Was the guy who created The Sixth Sense just a fluke? Several films later, it was clear that Shyamalan was either (a) mentally unstable, (b) an egomaniac, or (c) delusional. His lack of humor was only exacerbated by the deadly pacing of his films.
But it looks like our favorite Indian filmmaker has a teeny-tiny little shred of humor left in him. He helped create this spoof of his upcoming Devil trailer, which is set on an escalator rather than in an elevator.
Now if we could just get him to stop acting!
