It’s been twenty years since the name Vanilla Ice meant anything other than a joke to anyone (oops, I forgot – Eric likes the guy for some reason). His one and only decent song was, of course, Ice Ice Baby, and that was primarily due to the memorable bassline stolen donated by Queen from their song Under Pressure. In fact, I think that song gave Freddie Mercury AIDS. After fifteen minutes or so, Rob Van Winkle (the “cool” real name of the one and only Vanilla) disappeared, mercifully sparing us from having to looks at his stupid eyebrows and baggy Hammer pants.
But I guess Vanilla Van Winkle never gave up on his dream to insult the collective intelligence of popular culture, though, since there’s this video floating around for some reason. To describe it is to stick your head into the jaws of madness. Simply put, ‘Nilla drives a car through fireworks and into a pond to the confused cheers of, like, five hoosier chicks. Bitches, I’m just as confused as you are.
Too bad the dumbass didn’t drown. Then he’d REALLY be famous!
