To my dismay, it’s been announced that Paramount has signed Taylor Lautner to star in the big-screen adaptation of Max Steele, automatically anointing him as the next big action hero.
Sure, the kid is good looking and has some athletic ability – so what? Doesn’t an action hero require a certain amount of gravitas and life experience? Lautner’s biggest concern in his life to date has been a zit.
Not to mention the kid is a fag … that never goes over well with the popcorn crowd.
