fatstar.jpgSo let me get this – unlike her husband – straight.

Star Jones, the lawyer / talk show host / celebrislut, wrote a book in 2005 called Shine. In that supposedly inspirational tome, Star breathlessly tells her three readers that she lost 2,379 pounds through diet and exercise in a little over a year.  She categorically denied any surgery to accomplish any of this dramatic weight loss.

In it, she also reassures the curious that her “husband,” “Big Gay Al” Reynolds, is a total, woman-loving stud. Cough. Cough.

Now comes this “shocking” revelation:

The bitch DID have surgery!

You know, I am all for people keeping their personal life to themselves. If, in this case, Star felt as scared about admitting it as she claims in this article, then fine … I can understand keeping that information private and confidential.

But she wrote a profitable book about a lie!!! And now she’s selling this revised story as well!!!

Star Jones Reynolds is the worst kind of taint-slime. Fat or skinny, she needs to go away for good.

NOTE TO STAR: Ever wonder why Al always wants to take a “bath” at some other “house” besides yours??

Maybe that can be the subject of her next denial / revelation!! Milk that celebrity while you can, you embarrassing bitch!