I am really getting fucking tired of being poor, with people like Tay Zonday making money.  I admit, I thought Chocolate Rain was silly and funny.  Hell, I walked around singing it all the time.  It was a joke though.  Nobody, NOBODY actually thought it was good. 

The kid is a cute, lovable virgin with a deep voice.  We all thought it was great that he was getting a little attention for the first time on his life and now he might even get laid.  Now though, somehow he is a celebrity.  He is actually making money and lots of it, just from singing that stupid fucking song.  He sings it in many different ways, changes the lyrics, makes new videos and now this.

Dr. Pepper has a new flavor of soda coming out.  The soda, is Cherry Chocolate Diet Dr. Pepper and who do you think they are using to promote it?  Yep, Tay Zonday.  Cadbury Schweppes Americas Beverages (the company that owns Dr. Pepper) has actually paid him to make a new video to promote the soda.  Somebody just fucking shoot my broke ass now.

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